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chitty chitty bang bang?

my house.
yes it is. i live here
or is it?

Here you'll learn about me.  Who my supporters are.  Who my enemies are.  You could even learn the meaning of life if you just read carefully. (really really carefully)

but first, a joke.  What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
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my ass

What's New?

well everyone.  It's finally happened.  i've decided to make a web page.  I'm pretty sure that i'll get sick of updating it soon enough but for the time being i plan on using it to its full potential.
I have long believed that the internet was created for two purposes
1) Anything funny
2) Porn (cmon be honest you know it's true)
Alas i will not be able to devote this site to porn (that just wouldn't be appropriate) so i will dedicate the site to comical things.
I will do my very best to not lose sight of this goal.  If anyone ever feels that i am doing/writing/whatever something that isn't funny just let me know and i will take that under advisement.

gotta love bull fighting
bull fighting sucks
yup gotta love it

have you any popcorn good sir?